There are not fifty ways of fighting, there's only one, and that's to win. Neither revolution nor war consists in doing what one pleases.

A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.

I rant, therefore I am.

MLB has become overly active, actively involved in the game, the on-the-field game. They're trying to run the game the way they want to and you just have to play along with it, deal with it.

Occasionally, you get a nice surprise when someone covers your song in an extraordinary way.

Americans have always been able to handle austerity and even adversity. Prosperity is what is doing us in.

I agree with the President that second-guessing is not a strategy, but at the same time, I want to continue the dialogue that ultimately will lead to bringing all of our troops home.

Demands for equality for women are threats to men's self-esteem and sense of sexual turf.

Did anyone ever have a boring dream?

I always thought I was singing American folk music.

That was the first time ever in history that anybody got Special Guest Star. I started that whole nonsense.

Jazz is rhythm and meaning.